Top 10 Worst Retirement Planning Strategies

10. “Do something fascinating, then live off the proceeds from sperm donation.”
9. “Win Jeopardy.”
8. “Work at Wal-Mart.”
7. “Perform some feat of unnatural ridiculousness for which you will become famous in the ‘Guinness Book of World Records.’”
6. “Endear yourself to a wealthy patron.”
5. “Cross the street slowly so that someone eventually hits you with his car and you can sue for an immense sum in damages.”
‎4. “Work around asbestos, then sue your formal employer when diagnosed with lung cancer.”
3. “Participate in several drug trials until you begin suffering from bleeding bowels, seizures and all manner of awful things, then, yes darlings, sue.”
2. “Make millions as a day trader.”

And No. 1….

1. “Rely on social security.”

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